the dark circles under my eyes? that’s just old makeup…at least that’s what i’m pretending it is
dear itty bitty baby jesus,
i was officially done with this semester’s hot mess like 11 minutes ago (at 11:20pm). and now all i want to do is sleep, craft, sleep, watch christmas everything, sleep, listen to christmas music, craft, and sleep.
umm so yeah, let’s talk about how i sounded like a crazy person to like 2 of 3 teachers, ok?
so all of my final papers had to be submitted electronically through whatever preferred site by the teacher and through email. not a big deal, right? should NOT have been a big deal at all.
too i bad i had to go and be sleep deprived.
mistake #1: i addressed an email to a teacher using his twitter handle.
I HAVE NO CLUE.
it was one of those things where you think about humorously doing something AND IT NEVER LEAVES YOUR BRAIN.
well, this one made a run for it and it sailed away through digital waves off the coast of gmail. i remember waking up after my 3 hour nap (because sleep is…what’s sleep?) and recalling this act. i was like ‘whew, thank da lawd i didn’t do that. let me check to make sure i sent it and not save it as a draft/secretly hope i didn’t use a twitter handle in place of a teacher’s NAME’
needless to say, i was super embarrassed. but what can you do? ‘oh, sorry dr.—-, i was really tired because i procrastinated so long on your assignment that was given at the beginning of the semester. i wasn’t thinking straight, mah bad. @mention me sometime’
mistake #2: i was formatting my SECOND paper with like 5 minutes left before the deadline and i couldn’t figure out how to format pictures in word. so the deadline rolled right on by and i was like ‘EEEFFFFFFFF’ so i emailed my teacher with whatever i had and she was like “take your time, get it to me when you can” so i did. and i was super happy. but still delirious. so i proceed to tell her that i really enjoyed her class–because i did–and that “i enjoyed writing the paper up until 45 minutes ago” why would i do that? i mean, it was true, but still!
mistake #3: this was like 30 minutes ago (11:2? pm) while i was still writing my paper…and jury’s still out on this one…i ended up making a pirate reference and incorporated “coveted treasure” for the last two words in a paragraph.
oh, you didn’t know peer workplace relationships and pirates experience identical things? they’re basically synonymous.
get outta town!
i honestly don’t know what’s wrong with me.
now i’m gonna go put my sheets on my bed, sleep, wake up, do whatever i want, and wait for monday because my wisdom teeth are being born.
i’m having a t-section.
to round up this ridiculous rant i’ll let you in on what you’ve been missing out on tumblr. and don’t worry, all the links open up in a new window. because i’m fancy like that.
day of christmas = DOC
and now onto the 11th Day of Christmas!
this is super impressive and i wish i was there to witness it with my own eyez n errrz.[youtube:http://youtu.be/SXh7JR9oKVE%5D
and a parting image to start your sunday.
whoa. i just realized that was my last fall semester ever.
meh. i don’t think i’ll miss this.